A Controversial Presidency: Donald Trump will be the Greatest Ever

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Democrats, Republicans, intelligence officialsreligious leaders, media members, political commentators and myriad others have expressed concern about President Donald Trump and his administration. Many are apprehensive regarding the direction of the presidency and the future of the institution.

They shouldn’t be.

President Donald Trump has the best brain. He uses that brain to come up with the best words. Furthermore, because he has the best brain he is able to attract other great brains, putting together the best Cabinet in history. The greatness of President Trump’s brain is also further expressed in his memory. President Trump has the best memory.

But President Trump is not simply an intellectual giant. His brain is buoyed by mentality. President Trump has the best temperament. This temperament is perhaps best expressed in the fact that the President is the least racist, least anti-Semitic and least sexist person you will ever find.

Despite all of these traits some may still worry at the lack of experience the President and his administration have with the day-to-day responsibilities of government and governance. However, once again there is no need to be concerned.

President Trump will be the best at the military. If necessary he will be the best at war. He even consults himself on foreign policy. And that just covers the interests of the United States abroad.

On the home front President Trump will make sure he hires the best people in order to fix what is wrong with America. Nobody knows taxes, banks, money, politicians, trade, jobs, infrastructure, immigration and the United States system of government better than President Donald Trump.

President Donald Trump may subjectively be the best person in the world. Maybe in ever.

His place as the greatest must only be qualified because Donald Trump is responsible for all these claims of greatness. But this does not mean they are not true. In fact, there is no reason for disbelief to manifest around any of these statements. President Donald Trump does not lie.

Donald Trump will be the best president.

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  1. This whole situation is so frightening, I wonder if I want to live here anymore?  He and his thugs re marching towards total control…..andnot all the Steven Colberts can stop him.

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