Donald Trump and the Election: As Told through Disney Songs

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us “No”
Or where to go
Or say we’re only dreaming
A whole new world
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment, red letter
I’ll chase them anywhere
There’s time to spare
I’ll chase them anywhere
There’s time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

It’s a small world after all, it’s a small world after all
It’s a small world after all, it’s a small, small, small, small world

I’m gonna be a mighty king
So enemies beware!
Well, I’ve never seen a king of beasts
With quite so little hair
I’m gonna be the mane event
Like no king was before

You think I’m an ignorant savage
And you’ve been so many places
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the savage one is me
How can there be so much that you don’t know
You don’t know

You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
If you’ve got troubles, I’ve got ’em too
There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you
We stick together and can see it through
Cause you’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me

It also works for Roger Goodell and the NFL.